dare I ask why/how you still have that three? four?-year-old magazine in the house?oh, right, you live with a man named paul. :) no more explanation necessary.
Laugh now, but in post-apocalypse tomorrowland, I'll be the revered archivest of The Sacred Words, the "E Plebnista." Then, my friend, come and see me.
There is nothing wrong with saving historical documents for future generations! Paul is but one of a secret,(well, almost secret...), international society of archivists, whose cellars are full of such gems! One day, you'll all be glad we do!!!
So true! Future generations will have a need for things like the instructions for Martha Stewart's Holiday 1989 gingerbread mansion with gold-leaf accents and interior lighting, says another secret archivist.
yes, all of the above OR we'll one day get a phone call from sir paul asking for one of us to rush over to save him from certain suffocation after a overtall stack of EW magazines falls over on him.