Kids Today Have it So Easy

Here's Anthony coloring his Easter egg at school:

They used these automated egg-coloring contraptions.  Can you imagine?  In my day, we had to get a glass, put water in it, then add the food coloring, then bend the wire egg-holder into the right shape, place the egg in the holder, carefully dip it into the glass until it was done, and then lift it out again.  Now they have machines that do all the work for them!